I'm hungry.--> I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy --> I'm sleepy.
I'm tired --> I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? --> I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? --> I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I Call you sometime? --> I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? --> I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! --> Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. --> I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? --> What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? --> I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. --> Do you want to have sex?
I love you. --> Let's have sex now.
I love you too. --> Okay, I said it ...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. --> I liked it better before.
Let's talk. --> I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? --> I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
-submitted by ng13@dthoughts.cjb.net
2005-10-02 - still gone
2005-02-03 - We've moved!
2005-01-30 - I'll take a #3 please
2005-01-26 - The Matrix Has You
2005-01-26 - Lowered standards.
