After months of extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that although girls are invariably attracted to gay guys (not the prison kind), they are not attracted to guys who pretend to be gay. You know, for the shock/humor value.

Conversation #3121

Me: "You like him? Isn't he gay?"
Her: "Yeah, but gay guys are awesome! What I wouldn't give for a straight gay guy.." (never mind how much sense that makes)

10 minutes later

Her: "Have you seen Moulin Rouge?"
Me: "Oh yeah, Ewan McGregor was cute in that one."
Her: "Ew, you're gay!"

I think it would be safe to say I'm heterophobic.

-p5.

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