Okay, I'm sorry that it took so damn long, but I need to share a secret with all of you. Guys, you can leave right now, because this is just between me and the ladies- no, don't worry, I'm not going to try anything crafty and surely win their hearts, I'm just going to let them in on a secret that we should have told them a long time ago:

We don't need you.*

*But we will sometimes enjoy your company. I know this may come as somewhat of a shock, but we don't need you around. More often than not you don't present any true benefit to our lives, but as I said, we definitely enjoy your company.

Now, I'm not saying that we need you to go away, that's definitely not the case. I just want you to know that we don't need you, and the only reason we keep you around (as we assume the only reason you keep us around) is that having you around is better than the alternative.

I'll expand on this topic in the next few days. I'll "break it down" if you'll let me, and hopefully in the end you'll understand it as something not mean-spirited, and as what it actually is, the truth. Just as beneficial for you as it should be for us.

Your pal,

-p1

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