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2004-02-27, Great emails to me!
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I'm away for a few days, so this is my only update until I get back. I thought I'd share a lovely email I just got! And a bonus of my response!

Subject: P1: You Smoke Pole
Quoting Amos5150@aol.com:

Look Junior...If you're going to run your mouth, at least be witty or mildly intellegent. You seem to talk an awful lot for a guy who has absolutely nothing to say. And for the record kid, if it wasn't for a woman, your sorry ass wouldn't be here today. Unfortunately for your parents, hindsight is futile.

Just thought I'd fill you in....have a nice day. Fag.

And my response:

Subject: Re: P1: You Smoke Pole

Nice AOL account. Who's the "fag" now, dummy?

And who is this "record kid"? Can I meet him? I bet he's rad. (future hint: use commas correctly!)

Thanks for the email,
Doug

I also found this page (http://www.geocities.com/amos5150/), which is most likely his, and judging by the photos of the people he's uploading, he's either into some odd sex acts or needs to do a little genetic pruning himself.

Back in a couple days to continue the series of entries I started on the 26th.

Your pal

-p1

And, a secret insight through the "hi-tek/k-rad" GS email system:

To: p2
From: p1

I just posted a 'great' email I got. It's funny- the one and only negative response I got to the entry was someone with an AOL account who uses the word 'fag' (is it still 1989? I forgot. Crap.) and can't use a comma or ellipses properly.

Thank you, for the rest of you, you are smart enough. (and thank you to "Lovely Rodney" who sent me the extra L in elipses that I had forgotten, I take it as an L of lust, just so you know)

Recent entries:
2005-10-02 - still gone
2005-02-03 - We've moved!
2005-01-30 - I'll take a #3 please
2005-01-26 - The Matrix Has You
2005-01-26 - Lowered standards.



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