Having a penis is like walking around with a basketball. unless you have a hoop, you're only dribbling and playing with yourself. meanwhile, once you actually find a hoop to play with, there's probably lot of people already there waiting in line. so its either wait in line and hope you don't embarass yourself, or go to the dirtier, skankier courts.

-p2

Recent entries:
2005-10-02 - still gone
2005-02-03 - We've moved!
2005-01-30 - I'll take a #3 please
2005-01-26 - The Matrix Has You
2005-01-26 - Lowered standards.