How weird would it be to walk outside of your house, steal the first car that you had a reasonable oppertunity to get away with, and drive away until you ran out of gas, got out of the car and applied to work at the nearest business under the pretenses that you had a lot more knowledge and or skill than you actually did, only to discover that your lies would be uncovered within your first interview, and now you're somewhere randomly assigned in this great country with a stolen car, no gas, and no job.

-p2

Recent entries:
2005-10-02 - still gone
2005-02-03 - We've moved!
2005-01-30 - I'll take a #3 please
2005-01-26 - The Matrix Has You
2005-01-26 - Lowered standards.