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We've moved!
I'll take a #3 please
The Matrix Has You
Lowered standards.
Beaten Puppies Love You Forever
Make pretend you're mine.
Damned if you do, Damned if you don't
I'm nearly human
Whores are Sluts with Business Sense
old cassette bin (i'll explain later, maybe)
Just like a ninja!
Guys are total ick, I barely know how we're put up with.
Rational Judgement
Lies mating with lies and making little baby lies!
Guys suck?
My little cuddle buddy.
it's hard.
true love
Back rub anyone?
Where you wanna meet me at holmes?
hey girl walking!@
Something that I pretended to have happened to me.
escaping depression
OOOOOOOOOOHHHAAAAYEAH!
What having a penis is like..
cuddle
short and to the point
i wrote something. w00t.
I might be pissed.
Just another sucker
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Google clarifies.
flat tire blues
Nigritude Ultramarine is yum.
Someone else write something
Something about something
Just incase you read this to help your relationships
the beautiful stupidity of men.
This will become a broken link soon.
I smoke, but even I run fast from that.
It's in there somewhere.
quoting a song, you can skip this.
The restraining order blues.
You just got a new girlfriend? I thought you looked more attractive today..
Waking Life
Stop being so scared of men!
girls are teh cooties omg lololol
oweeeee
Women are from Crazy
GS + Orkut = Fun
this one is fake
i don't even understand what i mean
the most important thing i've learned.
New Merch!
the tough questions.
Love Rollercoaster
Blah blah blah, I'm p5.
a moment in time.
p2 is dead
old loves lost
i am unintelligent when you don't agree with me.
my walls are covered in cheese
Calculated mozzarella.
Mind Bullets
never knowing what i knew then or now
gothy!
advice that you can't use
morning sex rules.
i love my cat.
It was Ms. Peacock
a chinese firedrill
Just call me Nitro!
i'm registered at macys
strangiosity.
memories from the past stain my well being
i am deep.
Not from a stranger, not from you.
not trying to rub it in.
Zero plus Zero equals Fag
hehehe, he said "salt"
The most entertaining phone conversation ever!
Great emails to me!
victory for the blind
A secret shared.
Age matters.
Coldplay still sucks
if only we were gay.
Silly Rabbit.
Happy loving couples make it look so easy.
coldplay sucks
never enough for you too.
tons of information no one noticed
bad religion rules
It's not that far... and it's not hot yet!
you know it
even if it's just for a few days
somethings better left unsaid.
I am romantic.
Get the memo
You dried up little sponge you.
okay, it's never enough.
but I don't give you a way to contact me
Valentine's Day
Help for Valentine's day.
or was it a rock?
Mildly complaining...
still not complaining.
see, i'm not complaining.
if you really want to know
Nodding along to the soundtrack from Full Trucker Effect
happy fun action man
Sir!
just trying something else on to see if it fits.
not that this would ever happen.
short description of this lifetime
What is love?
too much hope
How did I become this bitter?
who is uncle tom? you are.
never about you
mourning the death of youth
delete my posts, I eat your children
What his Valentine's gift really means
"Well maybe you shouldn't have stayed out so late."
No, all the lights.
-
Heart felt hot cocoa sampler box
It never really scrubs clean.
This book doesn't have any buttons!
R.I.P. Kif
Like, seriously.
Crappy music too.
Monsters of the Midway
Few precious bits on the cutting room floor.
sleepy time gorilla music
i never understood calc.
back in black
Doesn't have to be a sunset to watch it.
Girls love money.
Are you a Strongsad?
Orange juice after brushing your teeth.
Backwards Day
The forums are back..I think.
Whiff.
Bmmph.
It's really just a freak accident
Despite verbage, this entry contains no innuendos.
Nothing says professionalism like an 'enhanced' cursor and comic sans
I'm not always a saint, but
Gender Bias?
The history of the evils of Women: Part One.
A not-so A-Typical girl
Reasonable clout.
A short note.
If it wasn't for my horse..
sorry, i'm nic fitting.
Full of nothing
What momma told ya not to do.
A case for Valium.
Is it broken, or fixed?
Another short story in a long book.
upset, yup!
I'm vapid.
Awary.
italicized girl
Still on this side.
Walking down the hall.
Life in reverse
Evilness exposed.
Bitter bitter boys and failure?
A teddy bear would be less taxing.
How to Meet and Get Asian Girls.
Inspiration is a slow concept.
All is a draw
Lack of girl interaction leads to rants.
A wavering not-so-pep talk.
Sunglasses at night.
She's the cutest girl in town.
A Story at 3.
Everywhere I am I think you are.
The order of the day.
You and Me and understanding
I never learn
Essays-suck.
Six Keys to a Failed Relationship. (06)
Six Keys to a Failed Relationship. (05)
Six Keys to a Failed Relationship. (04)
Six Keys to a Failed Relationship. (03)
Six Keys to a Failed Relationship. (02)
Six Keys to a Failed Relationship. (01)
A Guide to Safety in Wartime.
New Holiday
I be smart! (2)
I be smart!
Into words
What rules?
Psst!
Happy...whatever day.
Hotstuff
Communicate?
Fizzle.
Open, close.
What a date really is.
No risk, no gain
whooosh
Not at the center yet.
Keys anyone?
Stuck wondering..
Lunch date, and then some
Bite on.
The Others
Walking off
I can be so stubborn.
Weaker than you.
One of those days when you want to try heroin.
Lies all over the room.
Growing up is hard to do.
Staring at memories.
One more hour alone.
I am a moron.
Walkie Talkies?!?! Seriously?
Nothing going on up there.
Message to the world. (Specifically you.)
Sometimes the world slowly drifts away.
Intuition
You want real emotion?
bleeding all over my keyboard
Later and later
I think I have a case of the sifls.
Show me, Show me, Show me how you,...
Features?
Whine, Whine, Me, Whine, Me, Me, Whine
Faaallen.
tell tale heart
double standards?
Round 'n round we go
Evolve.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A Christmas Without
P2, real name, no gimmicks.
A little bit of everything.
Not interesting enough
Sexed Up
Napoleon's Plan
Girls.
No, really.
Lying sack of horoscope
Thus ends the bitterness.
mm extra seasoning.
Less you is more me.
Through their teeth.
Guh.
Prevention is protection!
The crust
a depressing fall night
I'm not not a liar.
Welfare? Hah!
Beefhole?
Shopping anyone?
Professional sigher.
A 10 dollar gift with any 40 dollar purchase.
Learn what you like.
Girls hate to be wrong.
Center of the universe.
I neeeeed a calculator
Spoonage
The Truth.
The same story said a diffrent way.
Mildly terrifying.
The sexiest thing a girl has ever said to me.
Why do all my girlfriends best friends hate me?
And I'm a horrible singer.
Toss, Turn, Toss, Turn
Old guy, Young Girl
You'll live..honestly.
Give the one you love a backrub.
The Kitty Mystery
Something in the way of love
GS Chat
Not pullin a France
All googly eyed and such.
Beautiful girls
Fixed
Dictionary swap
Neighbor-girl
As vague as possible.
Just once..please?
chatty mcgee
This may make you sigh
The short version.
mmmmmmeh.
New forum
The declining stock of the underage.
Just..don't talk?
This is how p5 writes when sick.
no logic in the tank
One ringy-dingy...
we are evil people
Hey Jealousy
everyone will disagree with me
She puts the ick in logic.
Have you seen them miss layups?
Showers together are no good.
Happy Joy Fun Club
quote a mean guy
Girls are whiney beasts.
Calm before the storm
Lack of ringing.
Don't touch my wookiee.
The sad things we have to do.
weak people like worms
"Sex? It's my strongest trait!"
ex-ray ex-caliber ex-girlfriend
A box of chocolate
Lies
love is scary
Kiss and makeout
Here's to history.
Girls think diffrently.
Just admit it
small but large.
sometimes.
Checklist
whimper
Old time love.
Bite me monkeyboy.
This is what I'm saying!
Girls are illogical
Super Sexy Power Trip
This one is a keeper.
Go fish?
Tips on how to not suck.
Logic's a missle
Long questions, little answers.
Nerdaphor.
Crayola Letter of Intent
They have razor sharp teeth!
Are any breasts really bad?
What did I mean here?
Ow!
Oh, so I can hold the door, but you can't make dinner?
I'm sorry... really...
Pencil shavings are Pencil Babies
Girls-Suck Forum
Half a thought
Search Viewers are fun
This I know!
Still sucking..
This just in.
Stupid, stupid.
Not listening anyway.
Alone against the girl.
Times like that
Volunteers?
Insert witty title here.
AyQ.
Series polygamy
Normal...or not?
Plan 5.
Yes, no, maybe so..
Grr!
In which we pine for what we almost have
Another reason not to give girls your heart.
URL-free!? Oh yes!
The only dysfunctional one.
Craziest of them all
Happy Thursday
Hoodies, t-shirts, sweaters, hats, mousepads, and coffee mugs, oh my!
Heterophobia.
Done with listening, done with caring.
Just listen, for once.
GSWear
Just phony.
I just like being nice.
PSA for under-appreciated guys.
The list to know.
Sometimes we date.
Astronaut-presidents
Change of heart.
Pay attention?
!@#$
Singing blind.
Happiness
And losing points daily.
Noooooo...
A not-so-revelation
Monosyllabically
poem
Girls hate pictures.
"Do not walk the path of suckiness"
A split / new project
A little rough..
Remember the past.
The sixth sense.
In which P1 is apparently a Nazi, A homophobe, anti-semitic, and anti-Asian!
More proof why this was started
My split ends.
Frustrating situations
Merry me.
Like the other half of the world
Hazardous Material
Random.
Love, Love.
Bad taste.
Don't dish it out if you can't take it.
GS clothing responses
Pictures stare into the past.
What a poor list.
rather typical.
Death helps
Girls-Suck T-shirts
My dream date.
Blatent Ad
mememe
Okay, so I went off here.
when to call a girl
No chance to date her.
I don't understand these beasts
Falling forward
The woman's vocabulary.
Kittens remind me of love.
In which p1 gets a new cat!
p5 sez gobble
I think that...
Once upon a time.
Direct
More fixation on flirting.
Foolproof.
How do you know when a girl is flirting with you?
*twang*
I'd get slapped for that.
For less.
It could happen.
4 > 2
Wow, I suck
Mmm?
Girls talk too much.
i let people post for me cause i'm lazy -p2
Scary.
All that guys need to be happy
Poke out our own eyes.
Girls are mean as hell!
Back and Forth
They lie!
When a girl says....
Five!
hugs, not handshakes.
Who, me?
Grawr.
My worst writing ever.
a diatribe about nothing.
An innuendo
oogly
the last thing i'll ever write.
so damned nice
Says everyone.
From my own..
Damn you p3
Oddness
Sticky sweetness.
at face value?
unobtainable crap
Latin is the language of love
And counting...
Re-realizing something that I already knew.
Rub-a-dub-wha?
Who says we can't be sweet?
I hope you're as happy as you're pretending.
cereal is yummy
She didn't see the sign
Suppresitol
girls are awesome.
Sad days.
a rare link.
What a day....
The Hunt Is On...
When is a girl hitting on you?
girls are weird!
I never shave my legs to go to mcdonalds.
Female power.
too much information
online? por que?
girls, try to be good.
gilrs and throats
One year!
The G-S AIM Icon
p5's Manic Math
p5's Manic Metaphors!
good things for once.
thank you india, thank you president, thank you g-s readers.
I can count to 4!
intelligent people, please email me.
Knock Knock
sigh, i sigh often
Female flirting tricks
something i wrote
dumb girls suck
i hate girls
ad for girls
School
What men want
things happen to me
Girls like me to make them feel better.
People send in good stuff.
Eureka!
i don't wanna be an old man anymore.
Dreams
it's the little things.
Girls can hate girls, too
no, you can't
a friend
No we'll never be the same.
lame.
i am bad
unattainable
Sometimes it's not fun to be right, again.
something in the way.
Guess I'm just weird like that
girls sook
womanspeak, yes = no, no = yes.
could the angst be lifting?
weird people
just an observation
replace stuff for fun.
in love with you.
Girls like to make themselves cry
Something
first kiss
funny
close to me
second best
girls always have to be prettier.
yep. only different.
yep
Girls are Vindictive
Exactly where you are
you can't change me
i have no clue
girls are weird
It'll just bite you in the ass.
the magical attraction of booty
I suck lots.
greg k says girls suck
Le Smack
Bad analogy
This makes no sense.
Correction.
Back Back, and Forth Forth
secrets revealed
If a double decker bus, crashes into us...
i don't lie.
Huh?
gum gum gum
Drunk girls don't taste good.
Top Ten
You are an 18 year old girl, who lives in a small city
another girl i never met
something... right?
A breakup - don't close off the future
Looking too deep?
stop crying!
confused.
there will be others + m
weight write 'ere
Liar Liar Pants on Fire
Playa Hatin
I hate you females.
don't take candy
Concrete proof of how girls suck
phone bad
adding stuff.
American girls are rough.
Belief in an outside power
Leaving feeling
girls don't make 499 large pizzas first
aww yeah
Offer not valid in Utah
this one goes out to girls i haven't met yet.
more advice from cool girls.
some advice for you.
what?
My Grace is Gone
paradox
meanie heads.
sadness
True Love
Birthday forgotten..
Pretty girls
Sure do.
I'm bad.
Blatant self-promotion (because no one else will)
Sometimes they're called 'tata's
Reader submitted poem / entry
apologize..
Common sense?
I'll wait
And then...
Breakups Pt. 1
short term memory
guys can whine too.
My short term memory.
It is confusing
Making history
pretty
lenny bruce on how girls suck
I can't seem to find my way
confidence is sexy.
Monogomy is good.
Time after Time
A promise kept is..a rare thing indeed.
Objective?
v-day bombing
Yes or no? Stay or go, make up your mind.
are you?
Rollin, Rollin, keep them doggies rollin!
Rock and a hard place
Promises promises..
women are cool
Comprimise
He tries! I don't like him anymore.
A girl who listens
I'm a liar.
Reader Mailbag
The birth of p5
"We like the girls with the cellophane chests"
Where've I been? / New Years / whatever else
New Years rant
Just the Facts.
Learn to find someone better
Do as you say, as I do.
dating
sigh
I just wish that her best, was me.
Breasts
You make me feel bad.
women love to fight.
Yet more reader mail
The one where women attack me for my opinions, and attempt to get a rise out of me.
"We just wanted to defen..blahblahblah"
Reader Mail
Quit bringing up guys you've fucked.
Girls like accents
hrm, wait a second.
Storm on the waters
Sentimental Chocolate
dangerous
Bye bye Miss. American Pie
mother nature
Just a walking oxymoron
What is going on with women?
forever is relative
Told ya so.
Cheap tricks
Sorry means you'll never do it again. pt 3
Sorry means you'll never do it again. pt 2
Sorry means you'll never do it again. pt 1
Sorry means you'll never do it again. pt 0
Misinterperting... everything?
indeed they do
She likes me, she likes me not
Order in the court
Here we go again...
lying about honesty
We're just men..
What she says, is never what she wants
Far Far
It's hard to speak when people stare.
Pretty girls don't talk to me.
Females predominantly as friends.
Girls with tongue rings.
Halloween
Tech Support for Wife 1.0
Soon soon
Emotionally hesitant
"Sorry, this isn't working out."
What a girl wants.
It's all about greed
How to get girls to tell you the truth (pt 2)
Signs of the impending end of a relationship
Little wonder that little wonder
You hate me? I like you... You like me too?... Nevermind, I hate you.
Why do we love the people we do?
Reader submission
Babbling of love and attachment
Breakup stories pt 4 (of 4)
Breakup stories pt 3 (of 4)
Breakup stories pt 2 (of 4)
Breakup stories pt 1 (of 4)
Conversation 1
Loving is like getting a lobotomy
Halfway attachments
Girls can smell a lie
Girls can smell when another girl is around
Girls can smell money
Girls can smell fear
Sharks
Fastest, easiest revenge...
We need your breakup stories
Sever all ties
Bringing up other men
The pont of sacrifice
Long distance relationships
Infatuation- different than lust!
Questions from the readers 2
How far will we go to be loved?
Questions from the readers 1
How to hint toward the end of a relationship
Is knowing the truth more painful than not?
Friends with an ex
The "What was wrong with you" game
What they're after, and when
Nothing Matters, Percentage of thought.
What guys really mean...
Summertime relationhships
How to get girls to tell you the truth
Girls.. they in fact suck.
Girls steal things.
As you crawl through the thin ice
Bad signs to watch out for
Why do I have to be the angsty one?
With your hands above your heart
What females really mean...
Rules for relationships
Girls suck